THE POOR ENGINEERS

SUPARCO was interviewing professionals they were thinking of sending to Mars. The touchy part was that only one guy could go and it would be a one-way trip, the guy not ever returning to Earth.

1. The interviewer asked the first applicant, an Paki engineer, how much he wanted to be paid for going. "One million dollars," the engineer answered. "And I want to donate it all to my alma mater--UET, Lhr."

2. The next applicant was a Paki doctor, and the interviewer asked him the same question. "Two millions dollars," the doctor said. "I want to give a million to my family and leave the other million for the advancement of medical research."

3. The last applicant was a Paki Politician. When asked how much money he wanted, he whispered in the interviewer's ear, "Three million dollars". "Why so much more than the others?" the interviewer asked. The Pakistani Politician replied, "You give me three million, I'll give you one million, I'll keep a million, and we'll send the engineer to the adventure.

AMAZING TREES

BEACH ART

SHORTEST GIRL OF THE WORLD

Journey through Pakistan

EARTH QUAKE IN PAKISTAN

CRICKET - A PASSION IN PAKISTAN

WAGAH BORDER CEREMONY

Promotional video of Pakistan

NATIONAL ANTHEM OF PAKISTAN

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PERSIAN ART

PRINCE CHARLES AND POPE

Year 1981
1. Prince Charles got married

2. Liverpool crowned Champions of Europe

3. Australia lost the Ashes

4. Pope Died


Year 2005
1. Prince Charles got married (again)

2. Liverpool crowned Champions of Europe (again)

3. Australia lost the Ashes (again)

4. Pope Died (again)


Moral of the story

In future, if Prince Charles decides to re-marry....please warn the

Pope!!

Wandering around Clausthal

CRAZY MATHEMATICS

This is real freaky, the last thing is even freakier!


1) N ew York City has 11 letters

2) A fghanistan has 11 letters.

3) Ramsin Yuseb (The terrorist who threatened to destroy the Twin Towers
in 1993) has 11 letters.

4) George W Bush has 11 letters.

This could be a mere coincidence, but this gets more interesting:

1) N ew York is the 11th state.

2) The first plane crashing against the Twin Towers was flight number
11.

3) Flight 11 was carrying 92 passengers. 9 + 2 = 11

4) Flight 77 which also hit Twin Towers , was carrying 65 passengers.
6+5 = 11

5) The tragedy was on September 11, or 9/11 as it is now known. 9 + 1+ 1
= 11

6) The date is equal to the US emergency services telephone number 911.
9 + 1 + 1 = 11.

Sheer coincidence..?! Read on and make up your own mind:

1) The total number of victims inside all the hi-jacked planes was 254.
2 + 5 + 4 = 11. ! ;

2) September 11 is day number 254 of the calendar year. A gain 2 + 5 + 4
= 11.

3) The Madrid bombing took place on 3/11/2004. 3 + 1 + 1 + 2 + 4 = 11.

4) The tragedy of Madrid happened 911 days after the Twin Towers
incident.

N ow this is where things get totally eerie:

The most recognised symbol for the US , after the Stars & Stripes, is the
Eagle. Try this and see how you feel


Open Microsoft Word and do the following:

1. Type in capitals Q33 N Y. This is the flight number of the first plane
to hit one of the Twin Towers &! gt;

2. Highlight the Q33 N Y.

3. Change the font size to 48.

4. Change the actual font to the WI N GDI N GS

What do you think now?!!

DAY NIGHT INTERFACE

THIS PHOTO IS ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL. BE SURE TO
READ THE TEXT BELOW TO HAVE A BETTER UNDERSTANDING
OF WHAT YOU ARE VIEWING. IT IS HISTORIC TOO AS THIS
IS THE LAST MISSION FOR COLUMBIA. IN ANY CASE ITS A
BEAUTIFUL PICTURE.



The photograph was reportedly taken by the crew on board the Columbia
during its last mission, on a cloudless day.
The picture is of Europe and Africa when the sun is setting.
Half of the picture is in night. The bright dots you see are the cities' lights.

The top part of Africa is the Sahara Desert.

Note that the lights are already on in Holland, Paris, and Barcelona,
and that's it's still daylight in Dublin, London, Lisbon, and Madrid.

The sun is still shining on the Strait of Gibraltar. The Mediterranean Sea is
already in darkness.

In the middle of the Atlantic Ocean you can see the Azores Islands;
below them to the right are the Madeira Islands ; a bit below are the
Canary Islands; and further South, close to the farthest western point
of Africa , are the Cape Verde Islands.

Note that the Sahara is huge and can be seen clearly both during
day time and night time.

To the left, on top, is Greenlan d, totally frozen.

THE PERFECT EMPLOYEE

Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
hard at work at his desk. He works independently, without
wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never
thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and always
finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended
measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
breaks. Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be
classed as an asset employee, the type which cannot be
dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be
promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
executed as soon as possible.

Addendum: That idiot was standing over my shoulder while
I wrote thereport sent to you earlier today. Kindly re-read only the lines
written in RED INK.

WHAT HAPPENED ON 9/11

Last week i saw the documentary named, loose control. it strengthened my long standing feelings that its beyond the strength of Al-Qaede to plan and execute such a big plan. Because accepting that US security is that flawed that it is possible to hijack four planes at the same time and then sucessfully make them hit twin tours and pentagon with so much accuracy of time, one after another always seemed mind boggling to me. having these questions when i saw this documentary the said feeling is just short of turning into firm belief that it was not what it just looked at its apparent face value and i doubt that information regarding this operation would be de-classified in the near future by US government. just if you are also curious to watch this documentary, its available for download at the question 911 website. the links for the download of both parts, about 46 Mb each are as follows.

PART I
PART II


Alternatively check these google videos for

9/11 the great illusion (Part 1)
9/11 the great illusion (Part 2)

19 sayings of this era

19 Sayings for the 21 st centuary

1. Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did
it by killing all those who opposed them.

2. If you can stay calm, while all around you there is chaos, then
you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of
the situation.

3. Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the
job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen
times gives you job security.

4. Artificial intelligence is no match for
Natural Stupidity.

5. A person who smiles in the face of
adversity probably has a scapegoat.

6. Plagiarism saves time.

7. If at first you don't succeed, try
management.

8. Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.

9. TEAMWORK: means never having to take all the blame yourself.

10. The beatings will continue until morale improves.

11. Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in
large groups.

12. We waste time, so you don't have to.

13. Hang in there, retirement is only 50 years away!

14. Never criticize someone until you've walked a mile in their
shoes; that way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away
AND you have their shoes!

15. A snooze button is a poor excuse for no alarm clock at all.

16. When the going gets tough, the tough take a coffee break.

17. INDECISION: is the key to FLEXIBILITY.

18. Succeed in spite of management.

19. Aim Low, Reach your Goals, Avoid Disappointment.

CAN YOU READ IN-CORRECT ENGLISH

How fsat can yuor mnid pcosres the flowoilng imrfoanoitn?

THE PAOMNNEHAL PWEOR OF THE HMUAN MNID

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it
deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod
are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and
lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a
taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey
lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.