Mind Boggling

"One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Ivisible help appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?"

The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he needed the axe to make his living.

The Ivisible help went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe. "Is this your axe?" the Ivisible help asked.

The woodcutter replied, "No."

The Ivisible help again went down and came up with a silver Axe. "Is this your axe?" the Ivisible help asked.

Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."

The Ivisible help went down again and came up with an iron Axe. "Is this your axe?" the Ivisible help asked.

The woodcutter replied, "Yes."
The Ivisible help was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.

Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the riverbank, and his wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the Ivisible help again appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?"

"Oh Ivisible help, my wife has fallen into the water!"

The Ivisible help went down into the water and came up with ANGELINA JOLIE "Is this your wife?" the Ivisible help asked.

"Yes," cried the woodcutter.

The Ivisible help was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"

The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Ivisible help. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to ANGELINA JOLIE, You would have come up with CAMERON DIAZ. Then if I said 'no' to her, you would have come up with my wife. Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three. Ivisible help, I am a poor man, and am not able to take care of all three wives, so THAT'S why I said yes to ANGELINA JOLIE."

The moral of this story:
Whenever a man lies, it is for a good and honorable reason, and for the benefit of others :))

N O W THE OTHER SIDE

One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing, and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book. The peace and solitude are magnificent.

Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good Morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"

"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")

"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.

"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."

"Yes, but I see you have all the equipment. For all I know, you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.

"But I haven't even touched you," says the Game Warden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know, you could start at any moment."

"Have a nice day, ma'am," and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think!!!