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Saturday, September 09, 2006

Interesting to read

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

The ultimate inspiration is the deadline.

There are two kinds of people, those who do the work and those who take the credit. Try to be in the first group; there is less competition there.

A man explained inflation to his wife thus:
'When we married, you measured 36-24-36. Now you're 42-42-42. There's more of you, but you are not worth as much.'

A guy at work went in for a competition and won a trip to China. He's out there now...trying to win a trip back!

Have you noticed that all the people in favour of birth control are already born?

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's
There to appreciate it.

We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain
The success of those we don't like?

It matters not whether you win or lose; what
Matters is whether I win or lose.

Help a man when he is in trouble and he will
Remember you when he is
In trouble again.

Complex problems have simple, easy to understand
Wrong answers.

Forgive your enemies but remember their names.

The number of people watching you is directly
Proportional to the stupidity of your action.
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